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Duffy Syndrome

Noun

1. Hating on your parents for loving you too much

2. Also, getting no play for extended amounts of time, resulting in deep-rooted horniness that manifests at school bus pickup locations (primary school)

3. An irresistible addiction to pillow pouches
PJ (from jail): Hey, can you bail me out? I got busted busting behind the bus. Can't get over the Duffy Syndrome.

The Duffy Effect 

When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.
Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"

Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."

Sean P. Duffy

Named after the Ex-Philadelphia Inquirer photojournalist/Volunteer Fireman/Businessman. Has met several famous people during his tenure as a photojournalist such as Chevy Chase, President George H. Bush, and several other important figures in the 90's. To be Sean P. Duffy, you have to be a complete boss in any situation your in while being quick-witted and intelligent, making the opposing person of said conversation feel dumb or blessed to be in the presence of such a legend.
Andrew: Hey Sam why is Matt talking so much crap behind my back?
Sam: Idk man, all I know is that you better go Sean P. Duffy on him and show him the business.

Double Duffy 

The Double Duffy is used in staff meetings when frustration mounts to the point that you cannot take it anymore. It is usually directed at the person running the meeting, but can also be directed at colleagues. This will usually either end the meeting or move it right along. The double Duffy consists of two middle fingers being directed from the same person.
Can you believe what the boss was griping about in that meeting? I wanted to give him a double Duffy.

pulling a duffy 

Your at the bar/event with your friends and you leave without warning or saying goodbye. AKA disappearing like Kevin Duffy
Where did JR go? dont know is he pulling a duffy
pulling a duffy by SpecialDDs0n November 14, 2014

Mrs. Duffy

That bitch of a principal who thinks she rules the world even though she has only been principal for less than a year.
Person 1: Did you see Mrs. Duffy
Person 2: Yeah she yelled at me because she was late to a meeting
Mrs. Duffy by CoolioKiddio May 19, 2020