drunker-na-ballsack

The state of being so drunk you are comparable to old hairy scrotum.

"Check out ol' Matty o'er there 'bout drunker-na-ballsack...and so am I."

by Hoggggzilla December 13, 2009

Drunkernshit

Another term for someone who is drunk out of their mind. Oftentimes, he or she may bet hundreds of dollars they don't have on various sporting events while in this state.

I'm gonna get drunkernshit and watch the Husker game.

by R Richmond November 20, 2011

taylor duckers

a girl that looks like a duck. she has a ready big bush and never shaves.

taylor duckers lets have sex...
pulls down her trousers...
booooooom. ...
boy gets hit in the face with her bush!

by boomboom... July 4, 2016

drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

duckers

Duck diving under waves in the surf.

'Quick duckers bro!!!'

by Angus_08 January 25, 2008

ducker

One who rapes ducks at night. An extremely rare type of schizophrenia.
Can be used as an insult. When an insult, is extremely offensive, equivalent to the rudeness of bitch or a arse-eating twat.

-Mate, what's so good about Ruby?
-I don't know. I guess it's just love, mate.

Example 1: "Dude, I... I need to tell you something..."
"What?"
"At night I go out and ... rape... ducks"
"Holy shit dude, you're a ducker?!"
Example2: "Dude, I fucked your girlfriend"
"Oh my god, you motherfucking DUCKER!"
Example3: "2 plus 2 is... pi?"
"Dude, you're a fuckin' ducker"

by anonymousfilmlovver-facebook-d January 18, 2015

Druckered

The tragicomic state of being royally, undeniably, and spectacularly fucked over twice by the same person, entity, or fate — with just enough time between each betrayal for you to foolishly rebuild trust, regain hope, or refinance your soul.

“I joined ByteBlimp fresh out of grad school—bright-eyed, full of ideas, and drinking the kombucha-flavored Kool-Aid. A year in, the company got bought out by GigaTech, who promised ‘minimal restructuring’ and then fired half the team and replaced our open office with beanbags and buzzwords. I stuck it out, climbed the ranks, even got my own clicker for boardroom presentations. Five years later, just as I’d paid off my student loans and dared to dream about a mortgage, GigaTech sold us—again—to our arch-nemesis, DigiShark Inc. They walked in, shut down our projects, and handed me a severance check that looked suspiciously like a gift card to Chili’s.

That’s when I knew—I’d been Druckered. And this time, with interest.

by Phuk Knuckle April 29, 2025