Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

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by A.McGee January 13, 2009

Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.

"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!

by nitkilla September 27, 2012

airplane dress

When a woman's dress is so short when she bends over you can see all the way to the cock pit.

Sally had that black leather airplane dress on today and wasn't wearing any underware. She bent over to pick up a dollar and I seen every hair on that cock pit.

by cocksman32 June 26, 2016

jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

by Richard of armas November 4, 2021

dReSs cOdE

A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.

Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!

by Oof_Miaaa December 5, 2018

Dressed the pussy

Completing a task in an excellent fashion

Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!

by Mrdevilspikes June 16, 2017

clown dress

That loud, obnoxious and somewhat scary dress your least favorite aunt wears to the family brunch.

Aunt Lillian wore her clown dress again to brunch! What was she thinking?

by JD_Ripper April 7, 2023