douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche bag

Kanye West

MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.

...That's a douche bag in action right thur

by jenellefosho September 20, 2009

Douche bag

A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*

by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011

douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

by kath14<3 September 8, 2010

Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011

douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.

Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!

by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010

douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia

That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.

by ACSDORS October 8, 2011