dork

A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.

(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK! I mean an ACTUAL DORK!

by Anonymus Bosch July 28, 2008

dork

a person who is dedicated to living authentically, rather that from the ego

tara is such a dork! she just doesn't care what anyone thinks.

by taralina July 14, 2003

Dork

Someone who is smart and good looking.

You’re such a dork!

by Amanbeast88 January 6, 2019

Dork

A affectionate term for your significant other.

Seb was an adorable dork, he would make me laugh and smile when he did the most ridiculous things.

by phoeNYXnight September 2, 2021

Dork

A pretty girl often with freckles,
Usually loves corgi dogs,
Loves NASA and space related things snorts when they laugh

Wow that girl is the definition of dork on urbandictionary

by Dorksbiggestfan December 17, 2017

Dork

A guy might call a girl a dork if he finds her attractive

Girl: goodnight

Guy: goodnight dork

by PapaJosh1123 April 4, 2020

dork

Someone who wastes vast amounts of time explaining the subtle (and irrelevant) differences between dork, geek, nerd, and anything else they have been labeled so they can feel slightly better about themselves.

This page is FULL of dorks.

by Garm Bel Iblis April 17, 2006