Dongleganger

Its like doppelganger except its when you and someone have identical dongs.

Example1
Kid 1- Wow bro, our schlongs look just alike!

Kid 2-Yeah my dudeski i guess you could say were donglegangers!
Example2
Scoutmaster- Hey billy did you know you and kyle have very similar penises?
Billy-Yeah hes my dongleganger!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019

Dongle life

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.

C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020

dongle

The get head behind the shed at a party.

I got a dongle from that girl the other night.

by dongles_big December 3, 2007

Dougles

Dougles (plural: Dougles') : a person of great masculinity, awesomeness, sexiness, badassary and sweetness.

Ex: I met this guy at the bar the other night, he was such a Dougles!

or: "Let's get outta this place, there's no cute Dougles' around."

by Chupacabra203 October 12, 2010

dongle life

where one accepts defeat and conforms to the social constructs established by the corporate machine

yeah man, not about that dongle life

by citizen_4.2 November 23, 2018

Dongle

A large penis. In this sense it is meant to be the bigger version of a medium penis(a dangle), which is in turn bigger than a small penis(a dingle)

I was going to fuck that black chick last night, but she had too much roast beef from being nailed by many large dongles.

by BoxEater March 24, 2009

dongle

1. (noun) A USB device designed specifically to drive the owner to the point of insanity. Contains hidden software aimed at disconnecting from the internet mid-conversation thus causing maximum disruption and annoyance. 2. (noun) A small plastic toy used by cats to chase along wooden floor at 5am. 3. (noun) A primative alarm clock when used in conjunction with definition 2

He's in a bad mood today, he got dongled in the early hours.

Man i was chatting to a really hot girl online when i got hit by a dongle. Bummer.

by cds2212 February 4, 2010