Doodleslap

When you get a boner so fast your dick slaps against your stomach.

"Oh, dude, last night this chick was sucking my dick, I got a doodleslap and I almost broke her front teeth!"

by Peter the Cheater May 13, 2008

Doodle Porn

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

Doodledict

Someone who is addicted to playing the Doodle Jump game on the iphone? Victims reguarly suffer from twitchiness and concentration faces.

Danny: Jeez look at Paul. He's just twitching away on the sofa.

Stu: Man, hes such a Doodledict!!

by st3wboy August 8, 2010

Doodle cramp

A penile erection. A boner.

Christina Hendricks gives me a throbbing doodle cramp.

by Billy Bob Greenburg December 18, 2013

Doodle Snooper

A guy who is taking a peek at blokes dicks in the shower after a rugby game.

"Goodie, Rugby's over. It's shower time"-"Mate, careful, he's a doodle snooper".

"Did you see he had a ruck mark on him after the game"? "How did you see it?-oh, you were being doodle snooper in the shower again".

by Mobby5 July 9, 2015

doodlesquat

1. A derogatory term for a middle school boy or any other goober.
2. A drawing of a person in a squat position.

1. Your 13-year-old brother is such a doodlesquat.
2. Dude, did you see Kristen's doodlesquat? That drawing belongs in the Louvre!

by thedifinerofdefinitions June 8, 2016

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019