Doofer

(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)

Ugh you are such a doofer

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

doofer

A derivative of 'That'll do for it' - as in, just the gadget you need to complete a task.

Phonetically 'That'll doofer it' - shortened to 'doofer'.

It is commonly used today as a lazy substitute for the name of an item you can't remember. A wotsit, thingy, thingamajig etc.

"Could you hand me that doofer?"

"I need a doofer to mash potatoes easier"

by Dana-Michelle May 18, 2005

doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences

AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

Doofstick

1. A blunt instrument used to strike a person
2. Your penis

1. I'm about to use my doofstick on you
2. I'm about to use my doofstick on you

by Cheddrpeppr May 14, 2010

Doofer

A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.

This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer

by Roland Matthews January 26, 2007

doofer

An ugly outsider with low self-esteem; often used to refer to a foreigner who tries to fit in with the main stream.

That doofer was trying so hard to be popular that he had plastic surgery and wears a wig.

by mastermind123 September 22, 2011

Dooget

being a klutz/idiot or having goobish things happen to you

stubbed your toe on a rock like a dooget

by Delonte Westes April 10, 2010