sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

Doberg

A nickname for a person who is infatuated with another certain woman, usually an older 30-something redheaded woman who is named after a bird.

"Doberg, stop memorizing her license plate number!"
"Oh please, you can't be even more obsessed than Doberg"

by yehuda May 31, 2009

Doerf

A noun that can replace any other noun and when i say any i mean any

I had a deorf last night. I love to deorf off alot. What kind of word is doerf anyway.

by Doerfer April 14, 2010

Dodecahfuckinghedron

The most insane shit imaginable

When he was on LSD he wasn't seeing Dodecahfuckinghedron, he was Dodecahfuckinghedron.

by I'mnotfuckinggoingto July 27, 2023

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

dirty doer

Someone who does your ass dirty and doesn't even care that they did it

A: Hey what happened to you and Jennifer?
B: She dumped me for some other guy
A: Oh, so she's a dirty doer

by Glorggle February 16, 2018

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005