Divorcecation

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”

My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!

by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022

Grey Divorce

When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage

Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .

Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage

by JimmyJonesJammer April 19, 2018

ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.

Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

Mason DEvore

A pig ignorant fatuous moron that wouldn't know balls if he got sat on the face by a water buffalo. Somebody just so gay that simply being around them gives you the want to be a homosexual. Somebody who acts so incompetently ignorant and retarded that it makes you constantly want to break their neck. The personality that one exhibits constantly makes you second-guess you're willing choice to breathe. The one who constantly walks around packing a 2 mm defeater acting like his shit don't stink. A possible school shooter and whose mother is anything but a respected human being.

Dude Mason went fishing.
With who Dame?
Was he screaming 24-inch walleye?
Yes he was they're both so stupid.
Tell me about it I hope they both get hit by a train.
Agreed.

" The next time I see that Mason DEvore kid Iam going to rip his head off!"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 June 26, 2022

Divorce Maker

DIVORCE MAKER:

1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.

A metaphor for many marriages.

Look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn't even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.

by Big Bro February 24, 2010

divorsary

The anniversary of a divorce becoming final.

I'm celebrating my divorsary by hanging out at home with my dogs, enjoying a glass of Pinot Grigio and remembering how much of a jerk my ex-husband is.

by JennaG29 November 26, 2010

Manhattan Divorce

When your method of divorce is having your spouse killed.

Fat Tony: I wanna get one of those Manhattan divorces.
Jimmy Tight-Lips: You wanna have your ol' lady clipped?
Fat Tony: Yeah, I want her wacked.

by JZ5790 February 21, 2009