by team produce September 11, 2010
Get the Discount Patmug. An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.
Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
by DE102 November 21, 2011
Get the Eyepatch Discountmug. Price tag swapping, placing a lower priced item's price tag on a more expensive item in order to purchase the expensive item at a cheaper price. Named for the Gutenberg printing press, the first printing press with moveable type. This is considered shoplifting and will be prosecuted as such if discovered.got
The sole reason to use self-checkout is to score a Gutenberg discount.
Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."
Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."
by Terran Shaman December 7, 2018
Get the gutenberg discountmug. a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services
"My wife's friend Dave runs a five star resturant, but he's very conservative and we aren't very close; I see him more as a discount acquaintance."
by dean keenly April 14, 2014
Get the discount acquaintancemug. not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers
like a sushi train. or high school
like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track
Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
Get the Discount Trackmug. I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.
by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023
Get the discount fuckmug. List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.
by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020
Get the Discount Babymug.