5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005

loyalty discount

The punishment an employer gives his employees who have not changed job for a long time, in the form of, but not limited to, reduction in compensation, job elimination, etc.

"Look at this -- Euan Taylor, he's been with us fourteen years, for Christ's sake! He ain't going anywhere. Or Bill Parker, he's been here seventeen years! These guys have to get a loyalty discount." - From The Insiders by David Charters (http://tinyurl.com/98992r)

F**k, I was L.D'ed for another year!

by LDed December 25, 2008

Holiday Playa's Discount

A special discount given by drug dealers around the holiday season to favorite customers.

I usually push a quad for 40 but I got you on that Holiday Playa's Discount for 30.

by Thunder-Thunder January 26, 2011

Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

Dominic Discount

When your close friend works at an establishment and never gives you a break on anything you buy. This is made worse if you have just treated him and his date to an expensive dinner the night before.

X: Lets go play some golf at the place your buddy works.
Y: Glad to, but dont expect him to take care of us, the only discount he ever gives his friends is the Dominic Discount.

by PotRight June 26, 2010

Homie discount

A homie discount is 50% off of the price. A true homie discount is on the house.

Homie 1: Let me get that homie discount.

Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.

Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.

Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.

by Stud6969 July 7, 2016