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Discount Floozy

"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"
by That dude tho October 1, 2019
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Discount Timberlake

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...
by Turdberry October 6, 2018
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Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
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Eyepatch Discount

An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.
Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.

Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
by DE102 November 21, 2011
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Discount Baby

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.
List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.
by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020
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Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price
omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat
by team produce September 11, 2010
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Discount Diggle

I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.
by niatox October 21, 2017
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