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dichotomy

situation in which two disctinct parts exist, usually opposites
We tend to see things as if everything exists in a dichotomy... good or bad, black or white, on or off.
by jbmonday August 25, 2003
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Golden Disc

A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.
In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.
by Wakim & Pablo August 27, 2006
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cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.
cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."
by heihej March 25, 2010
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F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.
1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."
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Ich hasse dich

Ich hasse dich means I hate you in German
x: Ich hasse dich!

y: I hate you too!
by SebUrban September 26, 2009
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Daschlebag

An ambitious Washington DC influence peddler who cheats on his taxes and expects there will be no reprocussions from his past actions.
"That Tim Geithner is a real Daschlebag. He should be shackled in leg irons!"
by DannoAZ February 8, 2009
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zooey deschanel

synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy.
Woah, that Zooey Deschanel is a hottie.
by H.L. November 17, 2006
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