Director, Projects

Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.
The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.
by Kymera March 17, 2010
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BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
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Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.
Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.
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Floperations Director

A mid level manager that is held responsible for their leaderships bad decisions.
They are looking for a new Floperations director to roll out Tims new cost savings, They Just had to "part ways" with the old one, Tom.
by Go AWAY!!! May 14, 2019
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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director radhaa

@director_radhaa missing plz help us to find him

Hi all ,

My close friend is missing since 5 months I need all your support to find him immediately please share max 🙏🙏🙏

Name : @director_radhaa

Age : 36
Place of birth : Vizag, AP
Profession : Film Director

If you find him please report to Prabhas Fans

#Radheshyam
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Belleville Director

A term used to describe an instructor, specifically one of utmost incompetence. Any form of educator, who otherwise lacks the knowledge and basic understanding of the subject they try so hard to teach.
“This Belleville Director over hear trying to teach me to read music, bro can barely read it himself”
by Shmumm August 07, 2024
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