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dimitrius

a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.
mother: dimitrius, go to the bathroom and take a shit. i can smell you!
dimitrius: heii
by dight May 24, 2023
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Dimitrios Kondylos

Your best friend,the one that everyone likes,the god of friendship and disowning.
"so who's your best friend?"

"Of course it's the same as yours,Dimitrios Kondylos"
by #DimitriosForLife March 29, 2019
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Dimitri Knopf

A good man with a good heart who is searching for his meaning in life, often going through heartbreaking trials just to feel important in life. Has a russian heritage and works through life like a boss>meaning that he owns. when challenge occurs he spits at it and laughs then tempts his challenge like a boss and owns it. Since he owns everything he gets whatever he wants.
I feel bad owning this person like a, "Dimitri Knopf."

~I wish the song like a boss wasn't licensed through, "Dimitri Knopf."
by Tibbershlargenboob October 17, 2011
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Dimitrious

Person 1: “He’s always talking about his homeland

Person 2: “Fr that’s just Dimitrious for ya”
by Chink Lover August 30, 2022
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dimitrios

Dimitrios... where to begin. He has a crippling twitter addiction ( specifically in twomad's replies) and is the epitome of short king. Hes on that bulk and hes never stopped dick riding lavencas. He loves binding of isaac and binding bitches with his killer triangle chokes.
OH MY GOD IS THAT CHET
my name is fucking dimitrios
shut the fuck up snail bitch
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
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Dimitrios Emmanouel

Bitch getter, money getter, drip haver. Gets more money than you, gets more hoes than you, has more drip then you. He is him.
Dimitrios Emmanouel gets more hoes than you.
by anonymous March 28, 2023
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dimetrio

A man with a disproportionate penis to the rest of his body, large that is. However, most Dimetrios hide this fact because it draws too many ladies towards them.
"Dimetrio! Don't you dare steal that wine bottle, I see it in your pants."
"That's not a wine bottle"-Dimetrio.
by bluesuedeandy January 11, 2017
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