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Diversity Ghetto

Window-dressing section of a college or corporate campus where most or all of an institution's diversity programs are placed. Often consists of a single floor, or single office, often in a remote or inaccessible part of the campus. Offices typically are understaffed, underfunded and expected to be experts on all issues black, brown and gay, and expected to deal with every life issue students of color, women and LGBT students face.
Person 1: Where is Dr. Liz Frazier's office?

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: She is head of Multicultural Affairs.

Person 2: Probably in the Diversity Ghetto. It's on the 3rd Floor of Smith Hall, on the other side of campus.

Person 1: Thanks. I have a question about racism.
by Editor, Fed Up Dictionary October 14, 2015
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Diversity Shield

When something is bad, but critiquing said thing isn't possible due to the diverse actions or portrayals that occur within.
A: I was bingeing shows on Netflix during Corona and I watched a really bad one called Another Life.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.
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Ketchup Dimensional

Having tru love and devotion for all things ketchup and ketchup on all things. Others may tell you that you need to broaden your horizons, try BBQ or tartar sauce for once, but you ain't havin it. Ketchup on your burgers, nuggets, fishsticks, hot dogs, buns...anything you could possibly eat in a lifetime.
If you're slackin on your snackin you betta Ketchup on your game, holla back!
Friend: Dude, fish sticks and ketchup? Are you serious? Here, have some tartar.

Other friend: Hell no man, gone ketchup dimensional, I'm seein red son.

Friend: Shit man, that's love.

Other friend: Word
by ceejayrun April 2, 2009
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1-dimensional

Used to call someone who is daft, boring or an idiot
Ur so 1-dimensional man
by m0Bo May 19, 2018
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non-dimensional joke

When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.
Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!
by karsick August 15, 2018
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Fourth Dimensional Brain

A brain that's so astronomically large, that it's not even in this dimension.
Josh: *Gets shot in the head and survives*
Doctor: How did you survive?
Josh: My brain isn't even in this dimension.
Doctor: Shit, this legend has a fourth dimensional brain.
by UTOI November 29, 2018
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Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.
Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?
by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019
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