dickbender

The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.

A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.

Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.

At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

geoffery dickens

a nasty ass bitch who dont know how to shower

ew geoffery dickens you nasty

by KKKKKKKKKKOKAY November 29, 2017

dicktease

one (usually female) who leads another (usually male) on for sex, but then not giving it

That bitch Kathy led me to believe she would have sex with me. What a dicktease.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Dicksneeze

Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.

i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze

by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009

dicktease

katharine crowley

by adam swanson- fuck u bitch March 9, 2003

Dickweasel

Known from the hit children's cartoon, ARTHUR, DW Read, is also inknown as Dickweasel Read. She's an aardvark on paper but actually masquerades as a member of the mustelids. She's a Dickweasel through and through by being a back stabbing 4 year old. A true Machiavellian character.

Karen from accounting is a straight up dickweasel for stealing my credit for that project.

by CrumblStoleMy6pack November 8, 2023

Shady Dickens

Someone whom has a significant other but continues to flirt aggressively with disregard for their significant other. Common symptoms of shady dickens includes deactivation of Facebook (to avoid being tagged in pictures) and has multiple mobile devices to call different significant others in different countries. The successful shady dickens is able to balance all aspects of his/her relationships without being detected.

This shady dickens deactivated Facebook so Jody (his girlfriend) will not find out.

by shady by association July 23, 2013