dicks and balls challenge

when you fuck a girl anally and you make her swallow your balls and dick at the same time after a sweaty night. Then you give her a hot karl and a donkey punch.

Your mom gives good dicks and balls challenges every friday night.

by lil squat January 22, 2009

dicks ahoy

Three definitions:

1. To be used as an expression of excitement or exclamation.
2. When one is severely angry or disappointed in a particular outcome.
3. When one wishes to initiate an exciting adventure.

The meaning of the word is defined by the connotations of tone.

1. Dicks Ahoy, that was a good sandwich!
2. Why did Ramirez not pass the ball? Dicks Ahoy!
3. Gordon, load up the packhorses, we are going to Mansfield! Dicks Ahoy!

by Ham Fruits October 5, 2011

dicks in cider

When you put more than one Dick in apple cider.
Recipe: 1 cup of apple cider 3 Dicks

Guy 1:This cider is great what brand is it.
Guy 2:Dicks-in-Cider.
Guy 1: Dixon Cider?
Guy 2:No I put dicks in that apple cider.
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Dicks in cider
Definition Delicious if your gay

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

dicks before chicks

synonym to bros before hoes, putting your friends before your gf

Bob: "Hey Jack! You coming to the party tomorrow?"
Jack: "Sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her."
Bob: "Dude! We planned this weeks ago. Whatever happened to dicks before chicks? "

by xprettynpinkx April 22, 2008

dicks and buttes

n: penises and anuses; also, the answer to any question you do not know the answer to.

Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: "Dicks and buttes."
Person A: "Oh"

by winterwarlock January 30, 2004

Dicks in the butt

Phrase: A curse, similar in meaning to God Damn.

You're just driving down the highway, all composed.
Then next thing you know you're forced to slam on your brakes because the fuck head in front of you is doing 65 and you're doing 120... What do you yell? "DICKS IN THE BUTT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE GET OUT OF MY WAY... PICK IT UP!!"

by jetman~ November 19, 2011

Dicks Out

A psychological game played by men in which each tries, figuratively, to prove that he's got the bigger dick. In their minds, each of them is flopping their junk on the table and saying "check it out, tiny man".

Neither Greg or his son Harrison would call the other. They were too busy playing Dicks Out and so neither of them got to go dirtbike riding.

by Reubendaley September 6, 2010