Poopie-dick

The condition of the male genitals after anal intercourse, fecal residue on the penis.

After Ramon fucked Susan in the ass, he had poopie-dick and had to wash the shit off of his penis.

by Kerns December 14, 2003

Poopey dick

a dick that is covered in poop after anal sex

Dude, i had anal with your mom last night! Man did i have a poopey dick after that

by Rdot9 December 16, 2008

poopy dick

An act of retaliation involving a sample of human excrement and a person named Richard.

He awoke with a hangover and the undeniably aweful smell of feces on his chest, suggesting that he truly was a poopy dick.

by BFT April 14, 2003

Poopy Dick

A man who during anal sex encounters human feces. That feces enters the dick hole and stops him from urinating properly.

Yo I want to have anal but I don’t want to have poopy dick

by Itztoplesss June 20, 2018

Sloppy Poopy Dick

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

by CookiePuss January 5, 2005

Poopy Dick

(noun) and (verb) A term that refers to the insertion of a penis into one’s anal canal. An alternate term for anal sex

“dude I was at carly’s house and she wanted me to put in in her ass. I felt like a dick for flaking but then i remembered no one likes 12 minutes of poopy dick”

by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022

poopy dick

this is what happens when a male or female have anal intercoarse and anal area is not cleaned before penetration

me: man i just did a bitch in the butt and now i gots poopy dick bro
friend:ew man you shoulda gave her a hitler

by crackawatta October 21, 2009