The "Desi Karen", also known as the "Desi Auntie" by the natives of the Indian subcontinent, is the final evolution of the females of the Desi-ous Human-ous species.
Common way to recognize a "Desi Karen" are by constantly judgmental stares, comparing their children to you (typically in ways that insult their own children), trying to set up random people with their children (a bit rarer though), gossiping, watching dramas, making small thing big deals, and yelling a lot.
The prerequisites for being known as a so-called "Desi Karen" are fluid and not set in stone. Generally, however, they have a few generally accepted requirements.
1. They be at least 30 years old. This is because for most Desis, to become an auntie you need at least 30 years of life experience to piss you off enough to evolve. However, there are exceptions, as there have been cases of Desis becoming Aunties in under 20 years.
2. They have to be women. This one is a given, a Desi man that fits all the above traits in paragraph 2 is just an uncle trying to be hip or something.
3. They have to be Desi. Duh.
Common way to recognize a "Desi Karen" are by constantly judgmental stares, comparing their children to you (typically in ways that insult their own children), trying to set up random people with their children (a bit rarer though), gossiping, watching dramas, making small thing big deals, and yelling a lot.
The prerequisites for being known as a so-called "Desi Karen" are fluid and not set in stone. Generally, however, they have a few generally accepted requirements.
1. They be at least 30 years old. This is because for most Desis, to become an auntie you need at least 30 years of life experience to piss you off enough to evolve. However, there are exceptions, as there have been cases of Desis becoming Aunties in under 20 years.
2. They have to be women. This one is a given, a Desi man that fits all the above traits in paragraph 2 is just an uncle trying to be hip or something.
3. They have to be Desi. Duh.
by ThisGuyWhoNamesPeopleLol September 14, 2021
Get the Desi Karenmug. A very talented Multi-genre artist that sings, dances and creates hits! A couple of his biggest songs to date is ‘Flex’ & ‘I love You’. From the Midwest now living in LA, he is known for his stylish good looks, electrifying dance moves and contemporary Ballards and hits.
by ChefD007 January 13, 2019
Get the desi deriomug. A word to describe a girl born/raised in America from parents of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali orgin who share the same traits.
You know a girl is desi if:
- she never leaves the house without a ridiculous amount of makeup on, especially enough powder or foundation to make her face white
- will not go a desi function unless she is dressed from head to to toe, with makeup and enough jewlery to be a bride, and the most badass high heels
- believes that in order to be attractive she must starve herself and be stick thin
- her meal consists only of a diet coke
- is up to date with the lastest skin tight fashions
- has stabbed you in the back atleast once, if not regularly
You know a girl is desi if:
- she never leaves the house without a ridiculous amount of makeup on, especially enough powder or foundation to make her face white
- will not go a desi function unless she is dressed from head to to toe, with makeup and enough jewlery to be a bride, and the most badass high heels
- believes that in order to be attractive she must starve herself and be stick thin
- her meal consists only of a diet coke
- is up to date with the lastest skin tight fashions
- has stabbed you in the back atleast once, if not regularly
by gnuarm April 29, 2011
Get the Desi Girlmug. 1. Actor who played Ricky Ricardo on the television show "I Love Lucy."
2. Slang term for designated driver.
2. Slang term for designated driver.
1. "Did Desi Arnaz ever do anything other then 'I Love Lucy'?"
2. "Mike's Desi Arnaz tonight, so I'm getting hammered."
2. "Mike's Desi Arnaz tonight, so I'm getting hammered."
by Samiz0r October 27, 2008
Get the Desi Arnazmug. DESI ADDICTS-a desi rap/ hip hop crew emerges from twin cities Pakistan. Their outrageous lyrics, hilarious rhymes and assertive voices make them different from all other punjabi rappers. On top of it their rhymes depict an anecdote for young desi people because there is a great intensity of desi culture in them. They tap into the topics like money, liquor, drugs, love, peace, comic, religious etc. In many of their rhymes they have been seen talking about the scamp and pure friends. DESI ADDICTS has simply addiction to desi culture and desi music. Whatever said by DESI ADDICTS is an edict. Promote their music in order to promote the true desi Hip Hop.
by Desi Munda May 22, 2010
Get the Desi Addictsmug. The fucking hottest kid in Woodbridge I mean when he pulls beareee pussy I mean he pulls bear lime honestly he is the perfect person in the world and although he’s short he will always be long
by The candy man April 19, 2019
Get the Daddy Desimug. Person 1:Yo how would you describe Jaad Arafat?
Person 2: Oh he’s a desi slayer, he likes to go around and taking all the Desi women
Person 2: Oh he’s a desi slayer, he likes to go around and taking all the Desi women
by Jaad the Desi Slayer July 5, 2022
Get the Desi Slayermug.