derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

by Sherpadurpppay May 10, 2010

Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.

Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!

by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017

Derpin

To snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug.

Ay man, you're lucky you got crack, I wish I was derpin!

by Hillathug January 22, 2010

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011

Derpin

The derpy dolphin.

All hail the only derpin!

by Greenfrappedrinj December 19, 2014

Derping in Herps

Verb.
To grin retartedly and/or drool while surrounded by extreme awesomeness because you can not express your joy/excitement/admiration for what ever that is around you with words.
Derived from the words "herp," meaning epic win, and "derp" meaning moment of retardation(according to some definitions).
Commonly occurs when listening to music or watching movies.

A:"So how was that Apocalyptica concert?"

B:"It had me derping in herps!"

A: "Lucky bastard."

by todellisus October 2, 2011

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015