Going Derek

The act of sitting on your knees four inches from a (at least) 54" plasma screen tv for hours; usually, while playing video games.

While everyone was having fun at the party, Justin was going derek to get headshots while playing gears of war.

by Louis Flanders May 23, 2008

derek diamond

A british band that writes and performs very bad songs.

Any band that has a singer that cannot hit notes or sing, or a guitarist/pianist that cannot play their instrument. Generally badly dressed.

That gig was so bad, it was worse than a derek diamond.

My head is really killing today, i feel rougher than derek diamond.

by John Ainsley July 12, 2006

derek gay

Damn, you right

Man, Derek gay

by Derek sure is gay May 31, 2019

Derek

The sweetest, kindest, most beautiful and intelligent boy that walks the earth.

Why can't I ever find a Derek?

by k8o February 2, 2010

Derek Bloom

Drummer for the post-hardcore band, From First to Last.

who's derek bloom?
he plays in FFTL

by meganie June 27, 2006

Derek Jeter

1.) Shortstop for the New York Yankees. He is definitley not overrated. Though statistically he is not the greatest SS in baseball, anyone who has seen him play knows that in all other respects he is. Perfect example...July 1, 2004 against the Sox. He is a fanastic player, and is pretty easy on the eyes as well.

Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.

by K July 22, 2004

Derek

A Mexican nigga that wears white air forces and idolizes X and Playboy Carti. Long ass dick tho

“Slatt” “thats gay” Derek

by DaddyWitaSlatty November 1, 2019