if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
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by fawnyfawn October 26, 2011
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by Hopee. July 11, 2010
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Demetrio: "I wonder if Boston has so many bars because of its name. I mean if you say it with the accent it Bahston. It kind of sounds like Bahs-toon... bahs-town...bars-town.... GET IT?!"
by Clyde McGinty March 24, 2012
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I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
by hotboxerz September 24, 2011
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Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
by merhotty91 April 29, 2008
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