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delishy squishy

It is when you fill your girls mouth with peanut butter and lube your penis up with jelly. You then stick bread on top and below your penis and face fuck the girl until she throws up onto your cock
Me and that girl I hooked up with last night did some crazy shit. I can't believe she was into PB&J that much. It was the best delishy squishy I ever had
by Kinkalicious Lequan March 5, 2014
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Ninja defuse

Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.
Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013
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MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.
My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
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Delusional

An individual who is given evidence or proof of an event or some doing. And still refusing to believe.
Gary is Delusional. He thinks what he thinks is right, yet he still lies, steals and cheats.
by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015
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Delusionality

Delusional + Reality = Delusionality

When someone goes as far as confusing their own personal delusions with reality.

plural form: Delusionalities
When she told me that she swore she seen a glowing-pink horse with giant wings flying around town, I knew she was a victim of her own delusionality.
by Buck,, Neeley July 13, 2012
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delusional

delusional is when my friends hollering “ my man” about somebodies who is rlly not they man or saying “ he love meee” when they know that’s a damn lie , but imma stick beside my girls while they try to “ my man my man my man” they way back into they man life .
friend- i miss my man

me- what man , girl you delusional as hell .
by therealestthings June 19, 2023
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420 delusion

A condition that causes somebody to notice the number 420 everywhere.

Though the subject usually doesn't openly associate the occurrences with supernatural or exterior forces (though he may joke about it), there persist at least a doubt or even a strong belief in the his mind that all the occurrences of the number 420 cannot be accidental.
420 delusion:

"Man, it's becoming worse. It's everywhere. I checked the deadline for my application to the University of Tokyo and it was Dec 10, 4:20 pm. Then somebody texts me to tell me the US just won the game against Russia in the Olympics in Sochi and the game just ended: I check the time here: 4:20 am. I google the time in Sochi, Russia: 4:20 pm. I'm telling you, it's a fucking conspiracy."

"Ahah, I know. Wait what was the score?"

"4-2 :o why?

I meant 3-2 sorry"

"wtf u did that on purpose"

"no"

"man..."
by wadada February 15, 2014
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