december 19

national go fuck a blonde day

guy 1- hey imma go fuck that blonde

guy 2- why?
guy 1-bc it’s december 19

by alex310 December 16, 2019

December 19

National throw bananas at your family day

mom: why are you throwing bananas at me?
me: because its December 19, national throw bananas at your family day

by theydinosaur December 18, 2020

december 19

if you are born on this day, you are really nice and smart.

girl: yo whens ur birthday
new classmate: december 19, why?
girl: lets be friends

by Nico nico noiiiii December 11, 2019

december 19

national post your girlfriend day

Mike: “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Jake: “Yeah, why?”
Mike: “It’s national post your girlfriend day today since it’s december 19 and you didn’t post her!”
Jake: “Oh okay, I will right now.”

by girlwithwrizzfr December 18, 2022

December 19

national go suck deez nutz on ur chin

person: hey im going to go suck deez nutz on ur chin
karl: why?
person: duh because its december 19

by boredaf_have nothing to do November 23, 2021

December 19

December 19 is National Kick Balls Day where you can kick any guys balls.

Harry:That guy just got kicked in the nuts!
Ben:It’s December 19 man you know what that means.

by Eirollam Repmats November 11, 2020

December 19

Azariah's Birthday

ooo its december 19!! Happy Birthday Azariah!

by mamiazzy October 4, 2020