1. Someone I am "blacker" than.
2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".
4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".
4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...
Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?
Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"
Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."
Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?
Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"
Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."
Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
by LordLoudoun March 30, 2011
by DariusGoatland February 06, 2022
Person 1: Did you hear the news?
Person 2: Yeah about Darius Lamar
Person 1: Yep that's the guy quite tragic isn't it
Person 2: Yeah about Darius Lamar
Person 1: Yep that's the guy quite tragic isn't it
by Kracked kid October 09, 2023
He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
Kind, handsome, outgoing, loveable, caring person, very popular and loves to party alittle bit. usually gets the best girl in the world and stays with her. shows mad amounts of love to anyone. just dont get on his bad side.
I love Darius Jordan
by gcghkgdcjgh August 02, 2011
by Magikword March 30, 2020
by DelariaMassHysteria August 06, 2015