Darius Rucker

1. Someone I am "blacker" than.

2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".

4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...

Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?

Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"

Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."

Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
by LordLoudoun March 30, 2011
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Darius Garland

Did you see Darius Garland hit that buzzer beater to win the nba finals
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darius lamar

A man who was attacked by the kracked kids Kollective at approximately 12:00 pm
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Yeah about Darius Lamar

Person 1: Yep that's the guy quite tragic isn't it
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David Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
I wish I was as huge as David Darius, but the size of his thing is unfathamable
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Darius Jordan

Kind, handsome, outgoing, loveable, caring person, very popular and loves to party alittle bit. usually gets the best girl in the world and stays with her. shows mad amounts of love to anyone. just dont get on his bad side.
I love Darius Jordan
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Dirty Darius

When a guy performs cunnilingus until his female partner squirts into his mouth multiple times.
I could really use a dirty Darius right now.
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Darius Jones

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.
Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH
by DelariaMassHysteria August 06, 2015
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