dandraphiliac

One who becomes aroused by plants and trees and proceeds to hump them until kingdom come.

That treehugger is a dandraphiliac.

He loves to hump those trees; what a dandraphiliac.

Dandraphiliacs have no lives.

That dandraphiliac should live in the rainforest.

by SiNs November 17, 2004

Dande

A person who pulls fast ones, slick

That guy pulled a Dande

by Bwong247 May 25, 2010

dandogg

"Dandogg" also know as Daniel, is a twitch stream that you can watch at twitch.tv/dandogg9 , he is also know for watching My little pony with A Pretty girl named nicole ( hml @dandoggsextoy2) anyway , he is associated with the group " FMB " they are rivals with a group called " SLG " (worst name ever) but the group leaders have a good friendship. Anyway That's Dandogg For you.

"Dandogg Is A Top Streamer."

by Dizzylulw November 13, 2020

blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

Jill Dando's

Nando's (Portuguese Piri Piri Chicken Franchise)

Are you hungry. I could murder a Jill Dando's

by Pugwash2080 April 11, 2009

Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

dandelion eater

vul. A racial slur for any elf or back to nature type. Highly insulting.

Iris: Here let me patch you up.
Grinder: Watch where yer' stickin' those fraggin' needles you pointy-eared dandelion eater.

by Jhonka December 21, 2003