Dan

Dan is annoying. He is unable to hear Chris. I believe it is because he thinks that Chris is a fat bumm. But he, like most of the time. Is WRONG. I wonder why...
by The moo-moo KING! October 15, 2018
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He gets 50 s on tests, says he gets all the chicks but never gets layed. He also plays fortnite while playing the skin flute to the season 6 zoey
by Thefuckingnigger October 01, 2018
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The best -est boyfriend you will ever have he is romantic, sweet, kind, caring, loving, to many words to explain! His eyes are like a mirror! when you look into them u see the whole world. you cant stop thinking of him no matter what, he make u smile and laugh all the time!
(girlfriend talking to her best friend) Dan is the best est boyfriend i have ever had!
(best friend) i wish i had a boyfriend like dan!
by girlfriend2288 July 12, 2013
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A ginger queer that smokes pot on a regular basis. He's a very angry ho and breaks shit constantly. Is a danger to be near.
Wow that Dan is a fucking retarded bitch, stay away from it!
by Lil Ho Ass Bitch December 19, 2018
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Look at that dan acting like a fucking gorilla.
by taking it to far May 16, 2011
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A certain person that we all know and love.... This is a person who if they receive a grade that is lower than an A, they break down in tears and curl into a ball.
Herny: Hey did you hear about Dan?
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.
by John Baltoni January 11, 2006
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Ew have you seen dan he is a neek
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