Damian

Damians are A piece of sh*t. He smells nasty and always farts. He never shuts up and is annoys everyone. He likes to thinks he’s soooo funny and cool. When we all know he ain’t. No doubt about it he’s probably the worst person in existence.

Commonly “mistaken“ names for Damian are Demon and Damon

Guy: “stfu Damian no one cares about your small as* d*ck”
Damian: “you wish I had a small dick”

by abcdeHily January 17, 2020

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A comment made by someone to a group of friends which has nothing to do with the conversation.
It is often followed by an uncomfortable silence and/or uncontrollable laughter.

Group of Friends:
"So, Andreas just managed a handicap of 2 yestersay"
"Wow! Thats impressive, I've only managed a 4"
"4! Thats pathetic, go back to the classes!"

Friend on the outside:
"You know you can buy San Andreas online"

**Uncomfortable silence**

Group of Friends laughing:
"Oh that is such a Damian!"

by triggerhappyscotsman May 12, 2009

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Large fucking front teeth
Plays GTA V all day long (is good at it)
Sometimes so fliping annoying people want to beat the shit out of him

Funny but weird guy
Bare wierd hairline

I Damianed you at GTA V. I Damianed your teeth.

by KacperB February 10, 2018

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Damian is the only dominant man in the world whos kink is eating his girls pussy

That damian and his fucking pussy eating, how dare HE?

by Artrhea July 26, 2019

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Damian is a name for a guy who is kind,loving,cute,spends a lot of time with family, and is athletic. But watch out he might say he likes u but he will tell u it is all his fault and will break up with u and a month or 2 later he will like a friend of yours and he will tell u he already told u and u will ask her and it is true but she doesn't like him and if she did she still would ask u before dating him because u are friends.

I love Damian and he broke up with me bit he is so hot ,and kind I still love him bit he don't love me no more.

by Very_helpful_definitions April 11, 2018

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