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Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009
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your dads tits

The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018
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dadshow

Anything which has the primary characteristic of being like the sort of thing a dad would say/do/like.
"I was looking through a Screwfix catalogue the other day- totally fucking dadshow, I know."
by Rob Spendley May 17, 2004
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DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

the squirty, gross shits you get the day after a night of drinking
dave: “how was the bar last night?”

mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”
by NotYourRealName June 14, 2018
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DadStrat

DadStrat (#DadStrat) is a calculated series of five specific steps used primarily within the video-game Fortnite during matches of battle royale. The steps insure the player a top ten spot, thus achieving victory.

The steps are as follows:
1. Get Kicked - Allow the Bus Driver to eject you at the last second
2. Deploy Glider - Immediately Deploy your Glider, maximizing your time in the air
3. Get Coastin - Head towards the coast, minimizing the ways in which enemies may approach you
4. Don't Die - Maintain a positive health value, remain unseen
5. Top 10 - Achieve a spot in the Top Ten and celebrate
Amateur: " I've been getting my rear handed to me in Fortnite lately..."
Profesional: "Try the DadStrat, you'll get Top Ten every time!"
by BadDadatFortnit March 10, 2019
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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
by TheCluck June 5, 2019
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dazus

A mix between the British phrase "Oh my daze!" and "Jesus!". A term used to describe shock, confusion or awe.
Dazus! What was that?
Dazus she's cool.
by Opheliaslove June 3, 2016
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