Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

Moscow Dump Truck

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food and/or liquid runoff.

Jane was only expecting John to give her a Cleveland Steamer but he surprised her with a Moscow Dump Truck.

by Oswald Carver January 24, 2009

Delivery Dump Truck

The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.

An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!

Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!

by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck

While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.

she gives a wicked rocky mountain dump truck.

by Agang26 March 25, 2009

Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018

Presidential Dump Truck

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.

Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!

by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010