Downstairsdoorsyndrome

When a mommy and daddy love each other vewwy vewwy much they copulate.

children downstairs get disturbed by the banging of the downstairs door.

"OMG! its the downstairsdoorsyndrome! mom and dad must be 'doing it' ;).... ewww"

by Kimmy mc Timmy June 21, 2009

banana downstairs

referring to the occupation of a penis on a male.

can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.

finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.

girl, did you check out that banana downstairs?? damn!!

all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!

did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!

by pass a dena June 11, 2006

Windows Downdate

The most prolific source of computer trojans online, frequently euphemized as Windows Update.

Windows Downdate frequently prompts the user to "update" Windows/MSN Messenger to version 4.7 even though version 6 or 7 is already installed.

After installing SP2, Windows Downdate wanted me to update a bunch of things that I updated before SP2, so I don't know if SP2 downdated them, or if Windows Downdate wanted to downdate them after SP2 updated them.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 30, 2011

downstairs jewellery

Jewellery adorning the sexual organs.

Hey Mindy, was it your belt that set off the airport's metal detector? Nope, it was my downstairs jewellery.

by PP The Monkey April 22, 2011

downstairs dennis

Taking a dump in someone else's pants and then giving them a wedgie

I gave charlie a downstairs dennis

by fapperzapper November 30, 2014

downstairs inside

Downstairs a women's vagina inside's having sex by Tony Howard , jack frost

Downstairs inside's I Tony Howard went down stairs on your mom and had inside's with that pussy

by king sex August 2, 2016