Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.

by Bigcake March 12, 2015

Diabetic Delight

It is an extremely sugary morsel that a diabetic would like to consume but can't, due to the fact it will kill them.

"That shit is a diabetic delight yo" i.e referencing a cake for example

by Jerry Traphouse April 23, 2014

Diabetic Popsicle

A man's gentle area ,penis ,cock

Wow you must have a small diabetic popsicle

by Bamaprince123456 March 21, 2017

Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

Diabetes boner

The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.

The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.

by Shaggy007 February 7, 2017

diabetes on a stick

A lollipop

Eating that lollipop is the same as eating diabetes on a stick

by KidBehindHisIphone6 July 10, 2016