Tony Danza Van

A van, unlike any other, which prompts the mind to think Tony Danza will step out at any time.

That van looks like it gives out free candy to children. No, that's a Tony Danza Van.

by afanofandyrupert January 25, 2013

danza slap

when a chick is givin you dome you take your dick put of her mouth and smack her in the face with it...the sound is somethin like ...BA CA CA as it ricochets off of her face very funny

the sound of me danza slappin that chick was liike BA CA CA

by B.Carroll 15063 September 4, 2006

killing tony danza

Masturbating.

This is a term that is used to talk about masturbating when you don't want people to know what you're talking about.

Todd: Yea so then I was killing Tony Danza, and Dana called me up.

Danny: Did you stop?

Mom: Hey boys, did you say you wanted some cookies?

by mm13 July 30, 2006

tony danza dick slap

where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"

I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap

by drewski October 4, 2004

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.

by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

by jason February 16, 2005

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006