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Dead

by fast pate June 12, 2003

Dachshund

The Best Breed of Dog Alive ! There are only two kinds of dogs on this world, Dachshunds, and those who wish they were Dachshunds .

Dachshunds are long and cute.

by Edwiener Dog April 12, 2017

Daisy Drip

A rare variation of the Daisy Chain. The Daisy Drip is utilized when a group of 5 to 7 men go out on the town and one of them has a semen stain on one of his garments. As a sign of solidarity, the men (or daisies) will begin to simultaneously have anal sex with each other in a long row (chain). An important stipulation is that this must be done without condoms. This way when the men are drippy from the ejaculate in their butthole, they can turn their ass to their neighbor and drip the semen out of their anus onto their neighbors garments so that each man has a matching semen stain.

Daniel had a semen stain on his shirt, so Tim suggested that everyone do a daisy drip to make him not feel left out.

by Wefairiesthatdorunfromtheprese July 30, 2011

Dachshund

A breed of dog developed in Germany starting around 1600. The breed took almost 100 years to develop but is being ruined in modern times by people who cross breed them with any type of dog. The breed is also being affected by owners of puppy mills who sell dogs with genetic defects.

Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners and don't take to strangers unless they are socialized.

Shady Bob wanted to get in the dog breeding business. He had a male Dachshund and a female Pekinese. He bred the two and sold them as Longhaired Dachshunds to gullible people.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter August 1, 2012

daiseyy

A girl who was described very wrong in a previous post under the definition 'Daisey', which was obviously made by a jealous whore

Daiseyy is so sweet. Idk why that bitch would say rude things about her.

by Fathoming January 3, 2015

Daisy ducking

When a girl walks around the house with just a shirt and no panties

My girlfriend was daisy ducking

by RBlankenship November 21, 2015

daishawna

Funny, smart, and outgoing. Will have you tripping over you own two feet, outspoken. No filters. But loves unconditionally, will never leave your side, friend till the end, humerus loves to laugh and make jokes, beautiful sparkling eyes that say "grab me! Can you handle it?" Loves attention, the more the better, very jealous.

Mmm mmm Daishawna, gotta get me, gotta get me, some of DAT!"

by Hototrot December 18, 2016