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Curve Farming

The act of telling a peer the wrong answer to a question in order to boost the curve. In doing this you would be screwing your classmate to getting a lower grade, which would boost your grade by receiving a bigger curve.
Josh - Real GDP does not count inflation.
Ethan - Yes it does josh stop curve farming.
Curve Farming by Killerbee Cow January 16, 2025

Curve-shaming

To shame the curve of ones penis
Wow, his dick looks like it's sideways

woah, are you seriously curve-shaming?
Curve-shaming by WKBI June 23, 2026

Curve ball

When a girl throws a soft ball pitch as a slap to the testicles and they wrap around the other one
Curve ball, how's that for a pony tail, stay golden pony boy.
Curve ball by RhyminNStealin July 23, 2026

walnut curve 

Walnut Curve is the line that divides and runs along your ball sack.
This chick ran her tongue along my walnut curve and I skeeted on her scalp.
walnut curve by Oh hey pete September 1, 2019

left curve gang 

Any man whose erect penis bends slightly to the left belongs to the Left curve gang. Usually women prefer left curved members.

Her: " Is your dick straight?"
Him: " Of course babe, what else?"
Her: " Shame because I prefer LEFT CURVE GANG!"
Im part of the left curve gang
left curve gang by yung bodoni June 15, 2018

Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017