turtle curtle

the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.

by Nibcats May 30, 2006

curle

A teacher in North Carolina, around the Fayetteville area, that loves to fuck sheep. Can usually be found around farms at midnight.

"Hey, how come Curle is always sleeping in class?"
"That guy is out at night fucking sheep, cut him some slack"
"Uh...ok..."

by Beano April 14, 2004

churple

A variety of purple marijuana in the San Francisco bay area that is of medium to low quality. It is generally produced by Chinese or other Asian growers. Chinese Purple is Churple.

I got some purps from the club the other day, it was definitely churple but the price was nice.

by aloneinloan March 23, 2009

turtle curtle

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

by Strany May 15, 2006

Curley Horseshoe

The act of shoving your leg ankle deep in a hairy Vagina. If successful , your leg will appear to have been truncated at the foot, and will be surrounded by a thick pubic ring.

I gave you mom the gnarleyest curley horseshoe

by Krusty Rusty August 15, 2007

hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis

That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

Curdled Cheese

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.

*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.

by Erlangga April 23, 2011