A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once
I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD
by DrSunners November 29, 2011
Get the Latvian double crutch mug.an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
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Get the jesus harold christ on rubber crutches mug.To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
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Get the I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck mug.by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
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Get the Covid Crutch mug.When someone is always hanging out with somebody always needs to be beside them. Like a significant other
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Get the crutch mug.Painful torture devices that doctors might tell you to use if you have some sort of injury to your leg or foot or something. They are very annoying and get in the way, and they limit what you can do with your life until you are healed enough to happily ditch them in someone's basement.
Random person: *Sees injured person on crutches* Oh, they're probably faking their injury.
Injured person: NO, I AM NOT THESE THINGS ARE PAINFUL. YOU BREAK A BONE AND THEN TRY TO USE THESE AND TRY TO SURVIVE ONE WEEK.
Injured person: NO, I AM NOT THESE THINGS ARE PAINFUL. YOU BREAK A BONE AND THEN TRY TO USE THESE AND TRY TO SURVIVE ONE WEEK.
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