sac cruncher

a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.

my girl just gave me a sac cruncher

by mtballa323 December 7, 2010

tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

Coleslaw cruncher

A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too

"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"

by Wheretfisq50 May 19, 2023

cock cruncher

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it

You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

crunkled

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003