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crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.
Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009
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Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.
Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.
by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019
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CrunchiesJL

Hottest femboy in the r/AmongUs server. Can also draw hot stuff.
HOLY SHIT CrunchiesJL just drew hot lesbian crewmate porn. *cums*
by xofus March 29, 2021
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Crunchedy

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.
Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “
by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021
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Crunckle

Simmilar to words like skrunkly, scrimblo,etc., gender netrual term. Used for fictional characters.

1; Used to describe a middle aged men with 3 divorces whom you find silly, cute, or basically skrunkly.

2; Used to describe a non human skrunkly or scrimblo. Typically almost eldritch like, an object head or almost weirdcore. Can however just be used to describe a non human character.
1
Person A; character my skrunkly. My crucnkle. Old divorced fella.

2
Person A; my skrunkly my silly skrunkly
Person B; how the actual FUCK is that a skrunkly??
Person A; crunckle. My crunckle.
by Mythophobic October 29, 2022
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water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.
by varunvora December 1, 2016
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Crumpet Cruncher

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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