Crunchyroll and Cuddle

Unlike Netflix and Chill, Crunchyroll and Cuddle is where two soulmates spoon and watch anime on Crunchyroll.

Boy: "Girl, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Girl::"Nah, I'm in the mood for Crunchyroll and Cuddle."

by Victiniandthethree June 24, 2016

muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

Crunchwrap Blunt

How about I just give instructions...

1. Roll a blunt.
2. Prepare more ingredients to be rolled.
3. Break down another cigarillo.
4. Wet or lick the inside of the broken down cigarillo.
5. Press the wet side of the cigarillo against the prepared ingredients.
6. Wrap this cigarillo around the blunt in step 1 (put the ingredients against the rolled blunt).

"Let's roll a crunchwrap blunt."

by Follow me @Emphamatic January 11, 2012

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Crunchatize Me Captain

The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.

"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"

"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"

by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011

crunchity

In the form of being extremely crunchy. NOT the normal cruch that u may expect, e.g. Cruch Bar, but these are more a more intense firmer cruch, with a smack to the teeth. We're talking serious munchy crunch!

Butter Finger Crunch Bar contains "crunchity" bits

by SethAmphetamine April 16, 2005

cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009