porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating

Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble

by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013

Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016

Arse Crumble

A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.

Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?

Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.

by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019

lady crumble

Lady crumble is a thick cheddar build up in the labia comprised of dead skin , yeast and oat milk .

Hot dam Alyssa really has a thick patch of lady crumble built up on those nickers

by Ripe March 27, 2021

Chrissy-crumbled

The process of all your bones being snapped simultaneously-layne

Eddie watched chrissy be chrissy-crumbled by vecna as he sung *chrissy wake up, I don't like this*

by Ayy layne July 20, 2022

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020