touch crumble

basicly weed that is really easy to crumble

'wot sorta weed ya got m8'
'touch crumble its shit hot'

by xxljxx May 21, 2006

apple crumble

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.

I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!

by Anus pounder2170 April 16, 2014

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

crumblebutt

A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.

Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.

by Anony45 March 1, 2014

Albanian Crumble

A really high quality strain of herb generally deriving from the country of Albania. Known for its high euphoric effect and calm of ease. General quality of this herb has a high rating.

Yo what you hittin on?
Albanian crumble, cuz.

by ALB554 February 2, 2014

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004