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Crumberg

cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
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crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.
by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
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Crumblin'

When you so damn tired that just about anything is hilarious.
"Ay man look at my cot"
*Uncontrollable laughter*
"Bro that wasn't even funny"
"My bad, I'm Crumblin' "
by anonymous July 10, 2021
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Crumbledome

Ibrox Park home of Rangers Fc.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.
Will the Crumbledome be open next week?
Will the Crumbledome be sold off after the tax case?
by Lizzie Wettin Saxe-Gothe May 22, 2012
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paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
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Crumplemore

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.
Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.
by Roobert String April 18, 2018
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Fuzz Chumbler

Slang:
1. A person or thing that is utterly stupid.
2.An action done by someone that is repulsive or completely ignorant.
3. A nice way to say retard.
4. A person that eats fuzz off a hairy nutsack.
5. A pedophile
6. a goofy person.
7. somewhat of a gomer as qouted by adam ohman.
haha your a Cuzz Chumbler.
Dude! hes a Fuzz Chumbler

jackons a fuzz chumbler.
does that fuzz chumbler know what hes doing????
I cant believe that fuzz chumbler had the nerve to call me back after he humped my dog.
by adam ohman August 3, 2005
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