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Contemporaneous

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together
by Disteny April 9, 2003
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contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
by Neubigmac February 3, 2017
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contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.
She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.
by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016
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Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer
I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE
by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020
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Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix
Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern
by bored_ March 10, 2021
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Contemporaneous

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.
The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.
While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..
by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008
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