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brockian ultra cricket

A game consisting mostly of beating others over the head with any sort of object with which one can get a fairly good heft.
Brockian Ultra Cricket rocks.
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Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.
Yo did you hear Bobbie is a Mud Cricket ??
by Igctocgocitxurxutx April 24, 2019
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Boone Cricket

A unemployed African American who lives off of welfare and drains the life out of the economy, while the working man struggles with life.
Driving somewhere in the middle of the day and seeing the streets lined with boone crickets, every single day of the week.
by boojie August 5, 2008
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cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.
OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!
by Jim Fear April 17, 2009
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Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
by Loaftard August 12, 2018
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Mudd cricket

Nasty whore who has slept with all your friends probably does meth with her brother and has a stank pus
See that mudd cricket over there..... that’s Alyssa brown
by Ehejenenenbeheb January 5, 2019
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Crickets

When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"
I text him last night but he gave me crickets...
by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009
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