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Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.
I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”
by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019
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Creepypasta

Creepy stories that float around on the Interwebs.
Kate: I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times into a mirror, a hook will appear on your car door.

Rob: No, dude. That's just some creepypasta.
by howtocookhumans July 26, 2008
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creepy stalker

people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.

the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.

the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
by J.Flry December 27, 2011
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creepy hug

Goes by many monikers. i.e. Awkward Lock; Pelvic Press.

When a dude goes in for the hug, but sneaks in a little pelvic thrust/hip grind action on a girls lower abdomen. Leading to a very one-sided uncomfortable pause. Guys don't usually know they do it.
"Oh My Gosh! Mary I haven't seen you for so long!" *Creepy Hug*
by calamata5544 January 9, 2008
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uncle creepy

gross older man who's tryin' to get the hook up from some young hottie!
I was kickin' it in the store and some uncle creepy was all up on me, tryin' to get himself some.
by gwendolynsky October 26, 2006
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Crappy Tire

Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.
Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!
by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015
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Burger King creepy

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!
Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.
by Burger King dude October 16, 2006
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