crappatoni

cheap pasta from a can

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.

by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.

"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"

by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009

Creepadouche

Noun - A really creepy person, who is also a total douchebag. Tends to be a common affliction when it comes to ex-boyfriends, jealous men, and other assorted creepers.

Oh, gross. D: HE real is a creepadouche!

by TheZachalope April 22, 2011

Crappaccino

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.

'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'

by Freshmans December 21, 2007

creepaphobe

Someone who is unreasonably afraid of people being creepy.

Bitch, stop being such a creepaphobe.

by Minigeek August 4, 2011

crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

creepaleaper

is a male with an extremely small penis, that befriends a woman with only the intentions of placing their tiny penis into the ear, nose and belly button of the woman for their own sexual pleasure and arousal.

"i hate that guy.....omg he seriuosly was such a creepaleaper!!"

by marianne hughes June 12, 2008