Cerpaids

A very and dangerous condition in which a person contracts Herpes, Aids, and is diagnosed with Cancer all in the same week. Symptoms include massive swelling of the genital region.

Hey did you hear Abraham got Cerpaids? Next thing you know he gets hepatitis too!

by Mr.Burrito May 16, 2010

crapahoardium

A room in which people pile all of their nostalgic, unwanted crap; hoarder

The fourth bedroom has finally become a crapahoardium to the same level of the garage.

by Professor Schnitzy-Thorpintubn August 25, 2010

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crapathon

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

crapaccino

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

by bigsando May 8, 2014

creadle

The deposits of crusty, crystal-like formations that tend to colonize in the corners of the eyes and mouthal regions.

"Jason had so much creadle in the corners of his eyes from not showering, that he could have scraped it out and sold it to a gem shoppe for a small fortune"

by Blue Thornwood April 15, 2014

Crapacity

The amount of crap I am willing to endure.

Look, man, you are making me mad and pushing me over my crapacity!

by Terea B November 19, 2017