Tim: hey I spent 3 years in federal court, how tuff are ya bud? I’ll destroy you eh!
Me: I spend 4 years at Ardrey cell!
Tim: yo bro chill I didn’t mean it seriously I’m sorry!
Me: I spend 4 years at Ardrey cell!
Tim: yo bro chill I didn’t mean it seriously I’m sorry!
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Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.
When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"
"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
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Get the cell phone mug.A brutal match type of the WWE and a signature match type of the Undertaker. Contestants are locked in a cell which is similar to the steel cage, but wider and with a roof. Every once in a while, competitors will end up on top of hell in a cell.
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Get the hell in a cell mug.Pretending to be engaged in a cell phone call so as to avoid someone or something.
noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone
verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.
noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone
verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.
She was so intent on avoiding her worst enemy in the same theater queue that she pretended to be chatting on her cell faux the entire time.
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