croach

the end of a Marijuana vape cart

my cart is about to be a croach

by daradane July 18, 2022

Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.

"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"

by Rachel nok November 23, 2021

crewchbag

crew-sh-bag (noun)- someone who is on the sport of crew who is a total douchebag. Some examples would include waiting for boat try to dock and cutting them off, or trying to show off by taking your shirt of, especially if theres nothing to show off.

Oh look at those rowers, they painted themselves green beacuse they think they look cool.

I know, what crewchbags

by Crew-Dude April 4, 2011

croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.

Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!

by fifis December 9, 2018

creamcheese my bagel

When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole

Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.

by Bagelholer October 3, 2016

Le Dasty Creche

It means very good, amazing, beautiful, glorious and Magnificent. Can be used for food, drink , objects, people etc;

Those pints last night were Le Dasty Creche.
Do you see Her/Him? Shes/Hes Le Dasty Creche.

by Larry Birwin January 25, 2019

cretch

the combination of the word creeper and cretch. commonly refers to a person who demonstrates position 24.

Henry:I slept with a cretch last night.

by Greesy worm May 16, 2009